Dear work, husband, dog, 'Edward', laundry, sleep, loved ones I should be calling on the phone and catching up with, workouts, dishes, and blogs that I stalk on a daily basis:
I promise to return to you all just as soon as the Olympics are over. But until then, I am using my new HD antenna to watch the Olympics (in HD! for free! bitches!). During this time I will probably be screaming, yelling at the TV, waking up J (on accident), drinking a beer, and commentating Curling with the TV on mute (because if you've done it on a Friday night with friends, you know how entertaining it can be!).
I will be back soon though with the full ferocity, wildness, bloodthirstiness (seriously, it was listed as a synonym!), turbulence, and barbaric splendor (I can't make this stuff up people!) as when I left you. Except for maybe the laundry and dishes... And the bloggers that I stalk will really never know I left them! ...And I was never all that 'ferocious' with my workouts anyways. Well, and really there's no 'splendor' in my job(s)! Sleep...ah-ha!...yes, you - sweet glorious sleep! I rock at that (just ask J! Tonight we talked about how if it were an Olympic sport I'd have the upper hand fo' shiz!) and will never let you down again...at least not for another 4 years!
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